I read this on another person's blog and I like it :D
You might be dysplastic if ...
1. You are under 30 and own a walker, a raised toilet seat and a hip kit.
2. You have said, "it's not a hip replacement, they are breaking my pelvis" more than once in the same day.
3.
You are adept at doing the "fist in hand" demonstration of a what a
normal hip looks like, followed by what YOURS looks like, followed by
how the surgeon will correct it.
4. While carving a turkey, you take
the opportunity to demonstrate for your guests how periacetabular
osteotomy works using the carving knife, said turkey, and a few screws
from the junk drawer in the kitchen. You end up ordering pizza.
5. You are the youngest person in your aquatherapy class.
6. You are the oldest patient at the children's hospital.
7. Before going on any outing you ask, "how far will I have to walk?"
8. You can spell "iliopsoas" and "trochanter."
9.
Eskimos have hundreds of words for snow. You have hundreds of words for
hip pain: snapping, grinding, tin foil, popping, giving way, ripping,
tearing, shredding, burning ...
10. Even though you got a "C" in high
school biology, you can name and describe the function of every muscle,
tendon and bone between your belly button and your knee cap.
11. You practice sleeping on your back so that you'll be ready for the weeks post surgery.
12. You are a woman but you say the word "groin" a lot.
13. You have posted a picture of yourself in a hospital gown on the internet.
14. You have posted pictures of your incision, your x-rays, your hardware, or your surgeon on the internet.
15.
You've refinanced your house and/or cashed out your retirement accounts
just in case you have to pay for a surgery which your insurance company
may, at the last minute, deem "not medically necessary."
16. You
have a blog which you update hourly (first week post diagnosis),
obsessively (in the months leading up to surgery), daily (the week
before surgery), daily with help from a family member or nurse (from the
time the epidural comes out until you leave the hospital), bi-weekly
(from the time you leave the hospital until you get to throw the damn
crutches away), then twice monthly until such time as you just want to
get on with your life again. You then update the blog one year after
surgery with a picture of your healed incision. Unless ... you need
surgery on the other side; if so, repeat.
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